Tuesday, November 30, 2004

You Know Who You Are

I must be from Florida because I get these and I actually laughed out loud about some of them because they reminded me of some people and  events I treasure.  

 

You Know You're From Florida When...

You use "fix" as a verb in this context: "I am fixing to go to the store".

You know what "cow tipping" is.

You find 100 degrees F "a little warm."

You know the four seasons as: Almost summer, summer, still summer, and Christmas.

A carbonated soft drink isn't a soda, cola, or pop ... it's a Coke, regardless of the brand or flavor.

You own at least five pairs of flip flops

You know someone who's been struck by lightning

You're more scared of the freaks who live down the street than gators

Your backyard is sometimes a swamp

You're officially sick of Disney

You shrug off hurricane warnings

You've been permanently blinded by fat men in speedos

There are only two seasons - hot and hotter

You've drank a flaming alligator.

You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Florida.

2 comments:

coy1234787 said...

I'm here in Boca.
*** Coy ***

astaryth said...

<LOL> It's like the redneck jokes... They are funny because you get them! G. got a job here and I was like "Yeah, going home!" (or at least close). I keep telling him that this was NOT a normal Hurricaine season <eg> Thanks for visiting my Journal. Yours is great and I'll be back!
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