I must be from Florida because I get these and I actually laughed out loud about some of them because they reminded me of some people and events I treasure.
You Know You're From Florida When...
You use "fix" as a verb in this context: "I am fixing to go to the store".
You know what "cow tipping" is.
You find 100 degrees F "a little warm."
You know the four seasons as: Almost summer, summer, still summer, and Christmas.
A carbonated soft drink isn't a soda, cola, or pop ... it's a Coke, regardless of the brand or flavor.
You own at least five pairs of flip flops
You know someone who's been struck by lightning
You're more scared of the freaks who live down the street than gators
Your backyard is sometimes a swamp
You're officially sick of Disney
You shrug off hurricane warnings
You've been permanently blinded by fat men in speedos
There are only two seasons - hot and hotter
You've drank a flaming alligator.
You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Florida.